Ass clown

a qualified clown that is trained to perform tricks deep inside your ass

''did you see that Ass clown ? ''

''yeah he is amazing , His tricks the clowns ass ''

by clusterfudge December 14, 2014

Talentless ass-clown

An insult to say to a clumsy person with not much hobbies and/or lives a sheltered life

Pompous rich lady: at least I have a career! You're nothing but a talentless ass-clown!
Man: (silence)

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

Ass-clown

An ignorant walking shart

Who let this stupid ass-clown in here?!

by blacksunbird April 18, 2018

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

Ass Clown

USNA FD Training Chief

Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown

Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag

by Fireman27 December 30, 2009

Ass Clown

Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.

I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.

by K2fatbob March 20, 2010

ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

by betherz May 13, 2010