twat

a twat someone who claims to be a best-seller having only sold a total of ....... 30 books

Richard James Rodgers is the biggest twat on Facebook

by Jean-Pierre Le Roux May 30, 2020

twat

1. Derived from England, referring to the genitalia of a woman.

2. Used to refer to a person who is stupid; similar to fucktard

1. Close your legs, I can see your twat!

2. Did you seriously just misspell "urban"? God, you are such a twat.

by livingdictionary October 26, 2014

twats that

a term used by young males when they see a fine looking member of the opposite sex.

Bobby hung at the window and shouted "twats that" as he and his mates were lapping in town.

by tancredi fin August 1, 2008

Twat

Asshole or just english duss used in the UK

"Simon you twat"

"Nah mate, piss off you cunt"

by {p}fifapo...lio.........perv September 17, 2015

Twat

To forcibly strike

Charlie is mildly choking on a grain of rice...

“Charlie, would you like me to twat you on the back?”

by Toist November 22, 2019

twat

A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.

Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!

by sidelander November 28, 2019

twat

someone who did not want to get the jelly

"a girl in a nothing relationship got called a Twat for arguing against her boyfriend about jelly. While making up, the girl told the boy about the jelly in the cabinet and the jelly gods struck the twat down. popularized by Dane Cook."

by iamameliarawr September 2, 2008