The winningest residential college at Rice University. Possessing the newest dorms, Duncan is the target of much envy by less fortunate colleges.
by Sticky🍚pounder July 12, 2017

This word is synonymous for gremlin, midget, creature, dwarf, toxic, Chowder, or anything of the sort. It can be used interchangeably in place of any of those words.
by Tdoshok December 13, 2019

When one fails to quickly get his shit together and leave a place on time, together with other people. Often leaving people to wait for a long... long time. Why it takes this amount of time to get ready is a mistery, is he/she/it having makeup and hair issues? No one realy knows, but it sure as hell is irritating.
by Ray'Quan July 1, 2019

The weirdest most long haired person EVER. She will blow your mind if you get to know her. She look kind and sweet when you don't know her properly. She will eat you up. YEET
by anonymous September 15, 2020

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.
Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018

When you take a 15 minute break but actually takes an hour break so he only has to work 3 hours because your an hour late every time.
by Ha ha funny January 20, 2021

In Slavic nation when you dip bird in glazed ponchkie then slide 2 zloty for blowjie
When one man dips the tip of penis inside of doughnut (preferably jelly filled) and then receives oral happiness from lucky female individual.
When one man dips the tip of penis inside of doughnut (preferably jelly filled) and then receives oral happiness from lucky female individual.
As Gopnik I am obligated to receive Hairy Duncan from lesser Gopnitsa on regular. She required to slav squat down and receive beautiful polish gift. Hairy Duncan.
by Slavnonymous April 19, 2018
