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A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.
After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.
by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018
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Perfect Chaos

The Final form of Chaos when he gets the negative energy of the Chaos Emeralds.
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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Chaos Legion

an unearthy force that is summon by sacrificing strays souls
by Jason M. October 6, 2003
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Chaos Pixie

A humanoid species of small stature that usually wears crazy clothing that resembles leafs, bark, or organic materials. These creatures are easy to recognise as there is a distinct difference between them and ordinary pixies. The main differences are that they behave chaotically, and incite people around them to join in with thier chaotic misadventures. Chaos pixies are truely unique, and if you are lucky enough to spot one than it won't be long before the silly chaos and giggling antics effect you!
You could tell she was a chaos pixie by the way her silly antics created unfolding chaos around her.
by sillyelfclown September 20, 2011
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Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.
X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"
by rperazag June 26, 2010
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Chaos Gang

Whim is literally the coolest guy in chaos gang
Chaos gang is okay but man whim is pretty fucking chunguspilled
by Definitely_not_Whim April 23, 2021
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