wet yourself

when somebody cant hold in thier pee and wets their pants, underwear,panties,or whatever you wear.

Jane, why did you wet yourself during class? Too much apple juice?

by ogjose November 18, 2007

Elf Yourself

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

by fredautonom December 21, 2014

One Yourself

1) The act of requesting an unwelcome or irritating member of a group of persons to leave that group asap;

2) When one person encourages another to carry out a simple errand or task.

1) "Mark you're causing problems and annoying us, One Yourself"

2) "Larry it's your buy, One Yourself and get us all a round of drinks".

by Goontax September 17, 2009

lol yourself

When someone does something silly and laughable making them the victim or just wrong, you react by saying -

"lol yourself!"
Simply, a fun expression rather than saying jokes on you

A did something ridiculous
Y's cheerful response - LOL YOURSELF!! Haha

by anaflora February 14, 2022

Fisk Yourself

To vigorously satisfy one's self with an organic fruit or vegetable.

Last night my ASDA shopping was delivered and my bananas were so organic I just had to go Fisk myself!!

Ugh, No Levi I wont sleep with you! Just go Fisk Yourself!

by knobchops January 25, 2011

Okonkwo yourself

To Okonkwo one's self is to hang yourself when your life has turned to complete shit.

Hey, Jim, I think you should go Okonkwo yourself. Toodaloo.

by Ikamafuna February 21, 2018

Kiss Yourself

When somebody tells you to “kys” on the internet, they mean to kiss yourself/ (K.Y.S)!

JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!

lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”

lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.

JamesEpicgamer294: what..?

by Bandit6O August 05, 2023