zuma

An evil game in which you slap your balls against some other balls for more frustration than pleasure. Also synonomous with gay marriage.
FUCKING ZUMA!!!! I need red balls but it keeps giving me blue balls.
by T. Conner May 17, 2008
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Zuma

Zuma is definitely bi
by That One Bitch who Draws July 18, 2021
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Jacob Zuma

The president of South Africa is so corrupt. His name is Jacob Zuma
by yourtypicalsouthafrican May 30, 2020
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Zuma tax

An additional tax that all South Africans have to pay as a consequence of Jacob Zuma and the ANC's mismanagement of South Africa's economy. Examples of Zuma tax include e-tolls, University Fees, exorbitent exchange rates, premiums on all imported goods like fuel and electronics. It's a cruel form of collective punishment which has been imposed on 55 million people. Zuma tax is most acutely experienced when travelling to high income nations like USA, UK,Europe and Australia where one meal can do immense financial damage.
I can no longer afford to send my kids to University after paying exorbitant Zuma tax.
by fiend33 May 27, 2016
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Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
by Neutralice January 02, 2022
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Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
by Neutralice January 02, 2022
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