Zucc Juice

The sophisticated way of saying water. Used by our lord and savior Mark Zuckerberg.

Person 1: May I have your finest Zucc Juice?
Person 2: Why sure fine gentleman!

by CISDOUBLED May 30, 2018

Zucc Juice

A colorless, transparent, odorless, tasteless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.

Hey, can you fill this bottle with Zucc Juice for me?

by lolmfao May 30, 2018

Zucc Juice

Another term for water, but can be used for any liquid if need be, especially cum or orange juice.

I'm thirsty af man, pass me some zucc juice.

by NydriAyo June 5, 2018

Zucc Juice

The official new name for water. If you don't agree with this. The robot god known as Lord Zuckerberg will haunt you while you sleep with the chants of "Zucc Juice" from thousands of starving African Children.

Jim Joe Bob: "Hey man, you have any water I could have?"
Zucc Follower: I sorry, believe you mean Zucc Juice."
Jim Joe Bob: *slowly backs away from the obvious robot being controlled by the government*

by Autsitcboi6969 June 2, 2018

zucc zucc juice

What Mark Zuckerberg's mom gave him as a baby, typically coming out of her breasts.

Mark: Wa waaaaa! Give me some of that zucc zucc juice mommy!!!
His Mom: Hold on, just let me whip out my tits.

by zucczuccjuice69420 March 22, 2021

zucc juice

Zucc Juice is also know for it underground name as water

if you drink enough of it y ou will become a zucc master

which only the greatest zucc juice drinkers

Guy 1: hey can you pass me the zucc juice

guy 2: you mean water

guy 1: no your mom gay its zucc juice

by zucc zucc June 6, 2018