The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.
“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
Get the Zorro Kiss mug.Defender of the working class
Look there is a Zorro, defending us working classes against the bezza's of the world!! Hooray we are saved!
by someone July 14, 2004
Get the Zorro mug.When a man pulls out during sex and ejaculates his initial onto the woman (or mans) stomach, or back.
tool 1: "Man I completely Zorroed that bitch last night"
tool 2: "Dude that's awesome!"
tool 1: "Yeah, it sorta was all dribbly at the end though."
tool 2: "Dude that's awesome!"
tool 1: "Yeah, it sorta was all dribbly at the end though."
by tooltastic February 21, 2010
Get the Zorroed mug.When a man pulls out of a girls mouth and jizzes on her face in the shape of a Z. Then whistles for his horse and disappears into the night.
by jackdrippa November 4, 2013
Get the mask of zorro mug.A masked man of the people. Famous for being a mexican aristocrat who fought corruption on the side.
He was portrayed very expertly by Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins in the movie "The Mask of Zorro"
Often pictured with a beuatiful lady and his horse, Diablo.
He was portrayed very expertly by Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins in the movie "The Mask of Zorro"
Often pictured with a beuatiful lady and his horse, Diablo.
French Soldier- "We have come to collect the unfair taxes from the starving mexican people."
Zorro-" Hiya, Diablo!" (proceeds to attack the soldiers and free his countrymen from their life of slavery.)
Zorro-" Hiya, Diablo!" (proceeds to attack the soldiers and free his countrymen from their life of slavery.)
by winona August 27, 2005
Get the zorro mug.In Mexico, they tell stories of a legendary bandit known as Zorrero...
A bandit who steals your TV, pawns it, and leaves a steaming pile of his own feces in its place in the shape of a "Z"
A bandit who steals your TV, pawns it, and leaves a steaming pile of his own feces in its place in the shape of a "Z"
Reenactment:
"Where's my 36" High Definition Wega? Oh my god what's that smell? sees carefully placed fecal material in shape of Z Damn you Zorrerooooooo! Shakes fist in anger"
"Where's my 36" High Definition Wega? Oh my god what's that smell? sees carefully placed fecal material in shape of Z Damn you Zorrerooooooo! Shakes fist in anger"
by cmdrmonkey February 17, 2005
Get the zorrero mug.Much like a Filthy Sanchez except the fucker pulls his/her penis(or other rectal rooting utensil of choice ie; dildo, ass beads, basketball, spider monkey, finger etc...) out of the fuckees ass and tags a brown Z on the ass back or any other area of choice on the fuckee.
Jeff displayed quite a well defined, perfectly legible Filthy Zorro right over her every other girl butterfly tat on the small of her back. Well done Jeff! Kudos to you
by DoubleDown711 January 31, 2007
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