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A person who spend their entire time on the internet trying to hook up with women. They never stop until they believe they've built the ultimate harem. One can typically find them in multiplayer games and social media outlets.

- The word "Zippo" originates from the natural behavior of a hippo. A hippo tends to reside in large groups in bodies of water, but are very territorial while not on land. Similar to how a Zippo will attempt to integrate themselves into a group that contains multiple women, and compete with any possible males who may be involved.
Holy crap, man don't be a zippo. It's much more looked-down upon than fuckboys.
Zippo by TUXEDOFLAMINGO January 17, 2018
1. Zero. Nothing, nada, zilch.
The score is ten to zippo.
zippo by 5'11"racer November 11, 2006
An overpriced supposedly "windproof" lighter made in Bradford, PA which is sold primarily overseas due to the fact that every American either doesn't smoke cigarettes or has a box of them that they inherited from their grandfather or uncle. Employees of Zippo are among the highest paid factory workers in Bradford and if you're lucky enough to get employed then you're trapped in the seventh circle of eternal damnation because they know that you're adapted money-making lifestyle can't afford to leave, thus allowing the Satan-Nazi management and HR to screw you over however and whenever they feel fit, which is usually on a daily basis. If you do escape, however, you're left with a empty shell of sanity and a really bad case of carpel-tunnel in both arms.
My friends that work at Zippo all drive new cars but work mandatory overtime 7 days a week and get laid off every 3 months.
Zippo by Mr Pukka March 3, 2009
An expensive, yet piece of shit brand o lighters whos fuel constantly runs out and is hard to stay lit. Pure style over substance.

That and you cant use them to smoke weed.
Sure, Zippos are cool looking and are harder to blow out then lets say, Bics but they suck.
zippo by Arm February 17, 2006
A man wearing a speedo that has nothing to show in it.
"See that guy over there? He's a zippo."
zippo by Tim Cramer November 25, 2007
The act of accidentally sending a message to the wrong person or group
"Well that was a pretty major zippo--I just sent my boss the text I meant to send my girlfriend."
zippo by exstock October 14, 2015