In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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He's the cousin everyone wants and is totally amazing compared to any bitch ass Russians. Owner of the biggest penis. Has all the girls. Never is alone.
"Hey Zhoel, who's your girlfriend?"
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Get the zooker mug.Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.
Typical night in a zooked life:
*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.
*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.
*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.
*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.
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Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.
As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."
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