Zerk

Zerk in RuneScape language is translated to Jerk. It is used in the sentence:

Regular Version: I Jerk Off
RuneScape Version: I Zerk Off

What do you do on your spare time?

I Zerk Off.

What are you doing right now?

I'm Zerkin Off

What did you do yesterday?

I Zerked Off

by Exevien aka I Zerked Off January 30, 2010

Zerked

An extreme urge to fight. Horny is to sex as zerked is to fighting.

Ben is still fucking zerked after yesterdays brawl.

by Ben Campbell and Kyle Harris September 8, 2006

Zerk

The worst competitive COD player to ever exist. Is often seen using the weevil on Infection S&D. Favorite competitive map is Nuk3town. Favorite COD game is Advanced Warfare. Plays with keyboard on PS4.

Damn it Zerk, you choked that round!

by DeiTYx November 15, 2016

Zerk

The futuristic form of the word crazy.
Used to describe something that was beyond crazy or insane. A shortcut from the word Berserk but just Zerk for short.

Damn fool, those bitches were hella zerk last night. One of them wouldnt get off my nuts not even for one minute.

by RYRY714 March 22, 2011

zerking off

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

by SDuckMe December 31, 2020

Spankin' the Zerk

Ripping an old-style, classic Geno. This term refers to the lax bros living in the Flow Society when they score a goal. To Spank the Zerk, you must be a lax player who rips some nice twine.

Yo bruh toss me the rock wit cha spoon and imma finna be Spankin' the Zerk. Just Spank the Zerk y'all.

by Joes Blows April 18, 2013

daddy zerk

Daddy zerk is also another nickname given to an older male when looking after his children or if people shout if for pleasure.

"DADDY ZERK BOI, GET YOUR ASS HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU! I WANT FOOD YOU FUCK."

"Yes daddy zerk! Fuck me."

by OTPZERKAA February 22, 2017