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marshmallow your mum 

Hey. Phil told you not to look it up on here! Leave now
I’m going to marshmallow your mum, Dan.

Don’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.
marshmallow your mum by Ava.1212 October 31, 2017

marshmallow your mum 

A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"

I'll marshmallow your mum 

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.
'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.

Marshmallow your mum 

what phil is going to do to dan's mum
dan: ill hide em down your throat
phil: ill marshmallow your mum

Your mum gay lol 

Your mum gay lol is possibly the GREATEST playground insult of all time. With this insult you can end someone’s playground roasting career, even their life. Sometimes comboed with a LOLXD or a savage dab at the end for maximum roast levels
Billy: yo your so gay man
Jeremy: yeah well, your mum gay lol **savage dab**
Billy: oh sorry Jeremy I’m gonna end my roasting career and hang myself on the monkey bars
Your mum gay lol by Itsyaboyhughman February 13, 2018

Marshmallow your mum 

PHILLIP LESTER TOLD YOU NOT TO SEARCH THIS
You shouldn't have searched marshmallow your mum tut tut tut