toast your buns

To have sex

I want to toast your buns later.

by Oates March 18, 2014

your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

by Phinycs November 2, 2005

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016