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spanking your monkey

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn
by kitty February 24, 2004
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Run for your money

1. If you think you are correct, or going to win, someone gives you a run for your money if they prove you wrong or beat you.
2. In the event of you doubting someone or wanting someone or something to be right. You may tell someone you’ll give them a run for your money. Their*
Run for your money ~ term, Figure of speech.
“Jason got a run for his money when he tried to play Michael 1-on-1”
by MRxFLAME August 5, 2017
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Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is' means:
a) Practice What You Preach;
b) Back Your Intelligible Words And Intellectual Mind With Good Sound Judgement, Evidence and Proof;
c) You Yourself Would Not And Could Not Buy Your Way Through Life With The Rubbish That Spews From Your Mouth;
d) Go And Spend Yourself Acheiving Fruitless Pursuits, And Worthless Gain.

You can tell someone to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is as a rude derogatory gesture indicating that their speech is Nonsense or you can Invite and Inspire healthy competition for someone to proove and/or Instill their self-worth.

It stems from the idea that most people are Hypocrites.

Hypocrites are self-conceited people that have self-inflated views of themselves. They brag and boast about their Ideals but have 'No Idea on how to Achieve Results. They talk about things and say things that are contraditory to reality, and things that may contravene The Laws Of Humanity, Science, Maths And Religion - but that's just what I think. I have no proof where the idea stems from!!!
Here are 2 very different exmaples applied to 'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is', but viewed from a wider aspect rather than the personal level.

Example 1: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Porche!
A Gesture To Invite/Inspire Healthy Competition.
Personal Observation: - Many Porche Car Owners have Money but no street racing skill to drive a Porche or race a Porche through the streets of London.

Example 2: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Peacemakers and Lawgivers.
A Gesture Of Rude Derogatory Gestures And Speech.

Politics: Rude Derogatory Gestures And Speech that makes No Sense usually comes from the politicians, statesmen, world leaders and union officials when it's election time.

Their 'party manifestos and Speeches Indicate a fair policy for all. That is what they do, that is their job - to blind the poor and working class with fancy words that mean nothing. They pretend to care about real issues whilst the rich and educated are involved in Nutricide , Genocide and plunder.
by Ann O. Rack November 5, 2012
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better count your money

You better get your shit straight before you jump that gun. Derived from the lyrics in the Bone Thugs song "Ghetto Cowboy."
Before you wife that, better count your money.
by dum dave in dc February 6, 2009
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Jerks your monkey

by RAHMAN November 27, 2002
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fuck your money

Phrase used to dismiss someone's place in a conversation. Telling someone to fuck their money is like saying their entire net worth as a human being is being disregarded because of something they have said.
Magz:Yo son you heard that new shiest bub album?

Jaydon:Nigga fuck your money there aint no such thing as a shiest bib album.

Magz:No you're right.
by jaydon the don June 30, 2008
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Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up

a lame nigga that think he funny but he's not and he needs to Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up
"this nigga unfunny Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up"
by deemoney14 February 19, 2023
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