your moms box

your mothers vagina

yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch.

by Mike W. January 21, 2003

your moms box

a hairy cheesy pussy with brown shit

by Tanya March 11, 2003

Your Mom's Box

The dank, smelly cavern that you came from. The parcel in which your mother keeps her vagina.

Dude #1: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Dude #2: "Yeah it smells like rotting sea food or something."
Dude #3: "It must be your mom's box"

by emmaomao January 8, 2010

your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

by Chris March 23, 2005

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010