Shut your fuck up

Shut my fuck up, shut his fuck up, shut it's fuck up

Just shut your fuck up please
Please shut your fucking fuck up

by FLHoods March 27, 2022

Calm Your Fuck

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007

Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

fuck your fuck

the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.

"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."

by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.

Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

Go Fuck Your Selfie

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.

*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018