you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.

Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*

by GravityIsUp March 27, 2018

Do you play roblox

This is the single best pickup line. Girls at bars are all about roblox. Say this and you are garenteed to get laid.

Guy: Do you play roblox
Girl: Wanna have sex

by SwagggeMan December 28, 2018

Do you play soccer/volleyball?

A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.

Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?

by Itsmekey April 4, 2023

WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME

A form of trash talk usually associated with the phrase what are you doing. I cant remember who it was, but in that Halo 3 MLG trashtalking video, some guy asks some BK's what they are doing. Im not going to lie, it was hilarious.

*Naded with the nade headshot*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???"
*Naded then spins around to no-scope Legit in the face*
"OH MY GOD!! WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!??!?!?!!"

by Butterrzz December 3, 2009

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you play with me

the abcs u dumb fuck
sex

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you play with me means the alphabet u dumb fuck

by nononosuckadick September 10, 2021

Can you play?

A question to ask a friend if they are alright and can continue to hangout after they got hurt.

My friend ran into the door and hit his arm the other day so I asked him “can you play?” to make sure he was still cool to go out.

by AddieRose January 7, 2021

I love you play

Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.

Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,

Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !

by Graywolf655 December 9, 2022