ass yodelling

when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.

Good lord. I just spent the last 10 minutes ass yodelling on the can. Fucking beer.

by baddaditude December 24, 2010

Yodelling David

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.

Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

by Marques Parana May 25, 2020

Yodeling

When you cackle so hard you begin to yodel

That shit was so funny I was yodeling

by sexuallexual October 23, 2017

Yodeling Johan

Getting your asshole licked while you're taking a pis.

I was standing at the toilet taking a pis, when she came up behind me and gave me a Yodeling Johan.

by Winter Springs villian June 12, 2015

Canyon Yodeling

When a male or female administers cunnilingus on some realy tasty poontang. Lots of moaning involved.

Bianca loves it when I go Canyon Yodeling in her wet valley. She tends to scream in Brazilian Portuguese when I do that.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

Yodeling-Shakira

When a girl is getting fucked from behind or on top climaxes causing her warble like a latin pop-star.

"Dude I fucked Amber so hard last nigh that she Yodeling-Shakira'd and woke up my parents."

by DixieDingo June 21, 2015

Yodelling for the D

The noise a cqt makes when she is in season. Or the favourite karaoke song of the most prominent slapper in town.

She was yodelling for the D so loud my window panes were vibrating to renditions of 'Mustang Sally', getting louder when she yodelled "Ride, Sally Ride"!

by tinywitch September 9, 2020