A Yoana is a female with the capacity to act exactly like your mother while also providing you with the best experience a girlfriend can give. She is smart, careful and considerate. Her beauty is undeniable and attracts all men with a pulse. Her words linger like the sweet scent of a rose as they come into contact with you. Like many flowers, she also has thorns. This can be seen in her dark side as she enjoys be extremely rough with those she loves the most.
Guy 1: Hey did you notice that girl over in the corner? I can't look away from her beauty..
Guy 2: Oh wow bro, she must be a Yoana, she makes me feel at home.
Guy 2: Oh wow bro, she must be a Yoana, she makes me feel at home.
by One summer breeze August 21, 2017
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by MR.STARKIDON'TFEELSOGOOD December 27, 2018
Get the Yobama mug.Yojana is a gorgeous and talented girl that everyone loves. she always brings a smile to your face and such and amazing person to be around. short with beautiful brown curly hair with a bright warming smile. when you are around her you're always down to have a blast and laugh your heart out. Yojana is such a nice caring friend a will be here for you when you need it. you can talk to Yojana about anything and she will come back with the best advice and keep it a secret if she has too. But if you get on her bad sad she will fight back with her amazing taekwondo skills but thats only if you harm her. Yojana will never let you down and thats why she is such a good friend, girlfriend and all around great person.
Person 1: Who is that? she seems nice. I kinda like her.
Person 2: That's Yojana. I've known her since third grade and she's never stopped being kind. Also, you wouldn't be the first.
Person 2: That's Yojana. I've known her since third grade and she's never stopped being kind. Also, you wouldn't be the first.
by Gary 'the boss' Winthrop September 30, 2018
Get the Yojana mug.Yoana is very creative, beautiful and happy person who also got her dark side. She is really into art, makeup, tennis and working out. Her goal is to has the perfect body, to inspaire people, to make her dreams come true and of course - to find a true love. ❤ She likes tall guys with a cute smile and beautifull eyes. For her the most important things in life are : family, love, happines and friends.
If you meet her one day just remember - there is no one else like her. If someone who she really loved leave her, than you know that YOU lost the game. If she comes back it means she really loves you. If she don't - you just do not deserve it.
If you meet her one day just remember - there is no one else like her. If someone who she really loved leave her, than you know that YOU lost the game. If she comes back it means she really loves you. If she don't - you just do not deserve it.
by Yoci P. January 8, 2018
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Yobama.... no idea just use it whenever say some stupid shit act like a total nutcase and boom it's beautiful
by Dish_Soap December 23, 2018
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Get the yohana mug.A word that originates from Montgomery County, Maryland, that is used to express sadness or displeasure
Another word for "screwed"
Another word for "screwed"
"Jeremy was yobanized because he got an E on his quiz. Dumbass."
"Nick was yobanized when his parents found out he was watching porn on the internet."
"Dude, Ashley yobanized me so hard in bed last night."
"Nick was yobanized when his parents found out he was watching porn on the internet."
"Dude, Ashley yobanized me so hard in bed last night."
by AssCheek500 April 10, 2013
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