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A smelly man, however, he is very handsome.
Bro, Yoav is so cool!
Yoav by Amongusman42 June 6, 2022
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A sweetheart and a gentleman with a massive 8-inch cock. Nevertheless, he is an absolute fucking idiot. Yoav is that one guy at school who you don't call by his first name, you just say "Hey idiot." Yoav is special though, he sees stuff that we cannot see. Sometimes he stares at a wall and becomes a philosopher and even sometimes, he looks at the mirror and sees Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although Yoav may seem superhuman, which he is, he does have two major flaws. One is rolling his rs and the other is eating fruit and vegetables. Fruit and vegetables in a 2-meter radius could damage Yoavs last remaining brain cells indicating the end of humanity.

Protect him at all costs.
Mother of the patient. Is everything okay with my son?

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your son has been diagnosed with Yoavitis.

Mother of the patient: Yoav ! why are you such a fucking idiot?
Yoav: Thank you very much!
Yoav ! by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019
A nibba who is disabled. He has eight brain cells and cum lips. He says his dick is huge but it is really not haha more like 2 inches max.
-OMG! You are such a Yoav P
-Damn do not offend me like that I am not stupid
Yoav P by Real nibba6969 September 16, 2019

Doing a Yoav

Doing a Yoav refers to someone falling asleep at work . This usually means someone who can fall asleep anywhere .
Paul:Did you see Tom earlier on the till.

Sarah: yes , he was totally doing a Yoav ...
Doing a Yoav by elephungus August 15, 2014
Wierd kid that used to have long hair but got a haircut and uses his shirt when he doesnt have toilet paper
Yoava why is your shirt brown
Yoava: It used to be white but I ran out of toilet paper
yoava by I was there i was the shirt November 24, 2021
YOAVO - "You're only a virgin once." Basically just like the overused term of YOLO but this is specifically for having sex.
"Dude I'm so going to screw Jenny, YOAVO.
YOAVO by YOLOhater August 9, 2012