Ylva

A bad teacher who lives by herself and loves to hang out with people called Bernth.
Ylva is a common name by teachers who study english.

Our Ylva is a bad teacher

Ylva by Alexsavalada April 4, 2017

Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt 

A Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is a creature known to apear In the mountains in northern Sweeden. Despite her petite body, she is an amazing guarding dog. She can bite and run backwards very fast. She is also very good at making dinner, but be aware that you may find pinecones in your porridge. This is a sign that you've been accepted to their tribe because Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's confuses pine cones for being their offspring. So if you receive a pine cone from your pet Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt they have accepted you to be their baby's father (despite your gender you are assigned the father role). Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's are always sweet and will bring you a lot of joy. You should know, before you tame one, that she can't control her bladder so she must wear a super soft ultra absobent daiper at all times.

Oh no i forgot to put a diaper on my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt

My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!

Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.

Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt by Jonkejens January 19, 2022

ylva linnea 

Ylva Linnea is a bitch who listen to metal.

Person 1:Wow who is screaming?
Person 2: Oh it's my music
Person 1: Don't be such a Ylva Linnea

ylva linnea by Super cool girl 69 October 9, 2018

Ylvali

Ylvali is someone hot and cute that doesn't always look like a potato, even though she is a potato. But she is one of the cutest potatoes in the world. She is an amazing friend and always wear cute shirts.

Ohh what a cute Ylvali

Ylvali by Fooos future fuck friend December 12, 2016

Ylvandyr 

Ylvandyr.
His name is so very unique just like his personality. Hes the most crackhead guy you will ever meet but hes so sweet and once he loves you, he never stops. His eyes are beautifully burnt with passion for things, he cares about you so very much. He makes you laugh your ass off which is a dangerous tool so watch out ladies.
Definitely a ladies man. He knows how to make someone really fall for him.

Hes also the stupidest man alive but his stupidity can make you smile. Hes such a gift. If you have a Ylvandyr in your life I suggest you keep him close and never let go. Much love for this boy.

Ylvandyr is just such the charmer

Ylvandyr by Yeetoskeeto July 6, 2019

Ylvali

Ylvali isn’t afraid to brake the rules and always stand up for her friends no matter the consequences. She is very fancy and sexy and her her humor is dry, but very funny

I know an Ylvali, she’s awesome!!

Ylvali by VVeirdoonline October 31, 2017

ylvania 

A good person, not that bright ..but hard working

Ylvania is a hard worker

ylvania by Lola castillo November 22, 2021