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chocolate yarmulka

When two people are playing naked leapfrog, and the person doing the 'leaping' doesn't quite make it over the other person, thus landing on their head, hence giving the unlucky person a 'chocolate yarmulka'
"Did a bird just drop a load on your head, or did you just get a chocolate yarmulka at the nudist colony?"
by Tim A October 17, 2005
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kio yarrulous

This powerful phrase will instantly confuse and stop an argument/conversation
"Dude ur so annoying!"
"kio yarrulous"
"What are you on about? Cba sorry...."
by umohi23 August 2, 2019
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Ramen Yarmulke

The name given to the material ejected on to a fellators head while being vomited on by the the person you are fellating.
Following a huge chili dinner, Frank failed to notify Darlene that he was extremely drunk when she began to fellate him. It came as no surprise to him when he vomited his dinner onto her head. Darlene screamed and immediately ran to the shower to clean off her newly delivered Ramen Yarmulke
by puckmonkey January 29, 2009
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dirty yarmulke

When you are getting a blow job, you shit in your hand and slam it on the back of your partner's head.
I don't like it when Dan Schwartz gives me the dirty yarmulke. Oi vey!
by LisaNaked March 20, 2004
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Yarmulke Dance

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.
Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!
by ominous125 June 5, 2009
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Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.
Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
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yarumi

A beautiful girl , best girlfriend ever, really nice , most of the time she’s a nicotine addict or a druggie , a big freak , really gorgeous and amazing friend, gives great advice , and is super sexy and can seduce you if she wants , every guy wants her but she doesn’t want them , super chill , nobody can replace a Yarumi , she’s unique and one of the best people ever
someone: Omg You’re dating yarumi ?
another : Yes

someone: Omg yours so lucky she’s the best
by Amandaxae May 14, 2020
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