yappitorium

A canine gymnasium designed to be a type of day treatment facility for unmanageable neighborhood dogs that bark all day long and drive neighbors out of their minds.

I set up the yappitorium, calling it “Happy Doggy Day Care” and passed out free coupons to my immediate neighbors until that fine day arrived that I could lay in my hammock all day long reading a book and listening to the birds chirp softly.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.

Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Yip yapping

Synonymous to blabbering.

A: Do you know what happens to us when we die?

B: I'm gonna go pick my shoes while you lie there yip yapping about life.

by Namastedoston July 21, 2016

Yuppo DiPuppo

A charming and endlessly energetic cartoon canine who says YES to everything while living the life of his doggie dreams in the Tuscany region of Italy.

I became Yuppo DiPuppo by giving in to all of my internal YESSES that were just dying to come out; my dream life just naturally flowed from this joyful stream of yesses!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

Yarposaurus

A mythical dinosaur that says "Yarp". Also used by awesome people as an exclamation of enthusiastic agreement or consent.

Person 1: "Fancy meeting up to watch 'Jurassic Park' later?"
Person 2: "Yarposaurus brah!"

by SirBenethor July 6, 2014

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021