A gaming console designed by Microsoft in an attempt to dominate the computer gaming market. Everything inside the cover can be put in your computer. This makes it utterly pointless as it would be much more efficient if you went out and bought yourself a computer instead of an XBOX.
"As such, one of the primary objectives of Microsoft is to revolutionize the gaming industry as we know it. Microsoft XBOX game developers pride themselves in stupidifying and over simplifying the most complicated games on the market so that they may be readily available to the weak minded and mentally deficient.
We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences. On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."
We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences. On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."
by Rhys Deimel July 31, 2006
An overrated console developed by microsoft to compete with playstation2.Its only got one game which is the halo series..the rest are just for show!
Although many claim its more powerful than PS2 the Xbox/xbox 360 has not sold as much consoles as the PS2 and PS3 consoles worldwide.Interms of popularity it still is behind the ps2!.The reality of it is PS2/ps3 is still better than xbox/xbox360 and we all know it!
check out the figures on consoles sold worldwide...let them speak for themselves!
Although many claim its more powerful than PS2 the Xbox/xbox 360 has not sold as much consoles as the PS2 and PS3 consoles worldwide.Interms of popularity it still is behind the ps2!.The reality of it is PS2/ps3 is still better than xbox/xbox360 and we all know it!
check out the figures on consoles sold worldwide...let them speak for themselves!
by Matthew19 April 16, 2007
One of the three current mainstream consoles. Although there is a little variety in the xbox library, it is basically a system for those who want mindless bloodbath shooters.
The Xbox is single-handed responsible for the generation of kids that are growing up thinking they are total badasses because they run over cops in Grand Theft Auto.
by little geek July 16, 2005
i love my xbox! it has sooo many great games, i don't need any friends.
xbox is a great word for a girl's party zone.
xbox is a great word for a girl's party zone.
by n00bish 1337 May 25, 2006
Boyfriend - "babe im gonna go play my xbox, ill call you in a little bit" (meaning 3-4 hours)
me - "k ..."
me - "k ..."
by lovee_pinkk_x33 January 21, 2015
by karanandos meneski July 21, 2005
The act of sleeping with your previous girlfriend for lack of other options, often a resignation of the will to seek out new pussy.
It is important to note that the "Xbox" is not exciting. It's like a show you've been watching play over in sindication for years: you know the basic storyline and only need to pay attention at the very end.
It is important to note that the "Xbox" is not exciting. It's like a show you've been watching play over in sindication for years: you know the basic storyline and only need to pay attention at the very end.
by g.t.s. July 12, 2006