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xanhead

prounced "zanhead", a xanhead is a person who takes copious amounts of the prescription drug Xanax regularly. The result being a highly content and laid back individual with no cares, stresses, or fear whatsoever. When zanned, the user feels totally at ease and in control in all situations. due to this relaxed and aloof attitude, things usually tend to go well for users, especially regarding interacting with women. any anything that would normally make you anxious becomes umimportant. this chilled out persona backfires when the xanhead then does 13 shots and blacking out because they just felt so at ease the whole time.

Anyway, while this may seem like an enjoyable lifestyle for many drug and party enthusiasts, this path quickly becomes detrimental (like most drugs, of course). After a while, xanheads become quite detached from the true nature of reality, as they become more and more indifferent about the responsibilities of real life. Xanax is highly enjoyable but i believe that it (like most prescription drugs), is inadvisable to use too regularly.

sincerely,

a Xanhead
*you're looking at your crush from across the room at a party. you've secretly had a thing for her for months, but had barely had the courage to approach her. staring, wanting badly to approach her but feeling scared. luckily, you have a bar (xanax) in your pocket, so you quickly put it under your tongue and then, miraculously, you stroll right over to her with a half smile on your face and a confident and carefree look in your eye. the next morning, you wake up in the girl's bed piecing what happened last night. and hence, a xanhead is born.
by wbwribrufhpw March 28, 2015
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xanthe

xanthe is so amazing and funny and amazing and funny and amazing and funny. she does NOT like ageplay. she finds that soooo gross and cringey. someone wife her up. pepito pepito pepito hamster pepto
MC Cool: Wow did you hear who Xanthe has a crush on??
Kim Taehyung: Who? It better be me.
MC Cool: It's not you, sorry! It's actually Maui from Moana!!
by migaylasogay June 4, 2021
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Dirty Xanthe

A Dirty Xanthe is a sexual act which involves the women performing oral sex act. At the time the man cums he donkey punches the girl in the back of her head resulting in the semen flying out her nose at a rapid rate of knots
Just as i was to cum i donkey punched my girlfriend which resulted in her performing a Dirty Xanthe and projectiling a mixture of snot and semen across the room
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Xanthian

A name for a beautiful girl who is typically petite and full of spunk. She is the master of the arts and extremely talented. Her smile can brighten up a room. You would be lucky to have a Xanthian in your life because she is one of a kind! While everyone else strives to be a star, she is the moon. Driven by her passion, she can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Oh and she has a nice booty.
Guy1: Man, that Xanthian is amazing.

Guy2: Yeah man she's totally out of your league!
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Xanthe

At first a Xanthe my be mistaken for a common goth, this is a mistake commonly made by amature hunters.
Xanthe's are a reclusive species and are thus hard to find, hence some tales that Xanthes are actully an urban legend.

In the wild they will often be spotted sporting all black atire and will usually be adorned by a ciggarette in one hand and a half drunken bottle of wine in the other.

The bottle of wine is used as part of a complex mating ritual. Xanthes generally have a very low alcohol tolerence and upon consuming a small amount will cause them to go into heat. The mating display of a Xanthe generally involves throughrelly licking the face of her chosen mate but will often make advances on many others before settling down to just one.

The ciggarettes, however, are not just for show. Xanthes are very tempermental and have been known to lash out and use said ciggarette as a weapon, especially when they feel threatened or simply just bored. It is for this reason only experienced hunters should attempt to approach a Xanthe. Amature hunters should not under any circumstances attempt to approach, especially during early spring when it is liekly that the Xanthe is guarding her nest.

Between 40 and 50 Xanthe related deaths occur every year world wide.
"Early in '06 a mate of mine and I were tramping and it just came out of no where, I didnt know what was happening, it just lept out of the bushes. I managed to escape with only minor ciggarette burns but it got Ben, never saw him again. Park ranger said I was lucky to be alive, not many people survive a Xanthe attack."
- Extract from 'Amazing Stories of Survival'
by RozzaG May 28, 2006
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xanthe noble

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dang is that a xanthe noble? scary af dude
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xanthrax

An uncommonly used slang term for the prescription drug Xanax.
my friend wanted me to ask you if you had any xanthrax.
by Dillon Thomson September 3, 2010
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