Wreath job

Giving someone with a hairy asshole a rim job.

Oh my god, my friend pay got a wreath job from Fallon!

by Fallon69420 February 26, 2021

Wreath Jerk

A circle jerk on Christmas

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?

by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012

Wreath Around

A Reach around but you gotta put the wreath on the dick first.

I was right the whole time fuckers|
Wreath Around

by Wreath Around December 4, 2016

wreath nipple

This is when a women has a circular ring of hair around her areola. When the girl takes her bra off u are supprised to get a mouth full of hair in the dark and begin to gag. This is also known as Hareola, which has already been coined on Urban Dictionary.

I was gettin down with this fresh chick from the bar when I realized I had hair stuck in my teeth from her nipples. When the lights came on it looked two miniture christmas wreathes minus the flashing lights. Trick had wreath nipples...
hareola

by chicoman341978 May 25, 2014

wreath, my niggah

used during an awkward silence to change the subject or to explain an awkward subject

girl: "you invited your your ex here?"
*silence*
guy: " wreath, my niggah"

by shalequa December 8, 2007

wreath-sheath

When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.

He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.

by seventh son of a seventh bitch November 1, 2005

family wreath

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007