Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021

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would've

An abbreviation of "would have".

Used in American English.

Ex: "I would've went, but I'm too tired.

by NY Phenom November 4, 2013

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Wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart

The Cheapest Ass Person Alive !

Phil:

Hey is luke gonna get in on the office lottery ticket ?

Brad:

Naw he wouldent pay 10 cents to see a hotdog fart !

Phil:

What a Loser

by PhilSlim October 11, 2008

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wouldbe

replacable with the term "wanna-be" except refers to someone who has already has all the elements to "be"

Henry wears skinny jeans and flannels all the time. He's a wouldbe hipster, but doesn't think so.

by KidCudster December 8, 2011

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Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009

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