rectal wort

noun :A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
used in testicle shitting rectal wort

Man1: "You're such a rectal wort"
Man2: "what's a rectal wort?"
Man1:"it means you're stupid!"
Man2: "What does stupid mean?"
Man1: "Jesus Christ your dumb"
Man2: "huh?"
Man1 : *walks out losing faith in humanity

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

wort hog

A fat pimply faced life sucking bitch.

The "wort hog" trapped him with a kid, went to DSS and chased him for big child support.

by JW & PC July 18, 2007

Lil wort

A legendary rapper better than 2 pac and the best gamer of all time you should follow his twitch @itswort

Leading wortgang to the finals like I am Steve Nash - lil wort

by Dhdhdhdhdhhdd September 10, 2018

St. John's wort

The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.

I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.

by dawnmusic May 11, 2016

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Wort

A peculiar green creature with a white mustache that comes in many sizes and is found only in New Zealand.

"Wort! I saw one, it ran under the shrub. Had a Jerry with it too."

by Wortling September 25, 2025