freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

by Realfisher November 14, 2021

wally woofter

Rhyming slang for a poofter.

Steve: John's been acting a little gay.
Peter: Didn't you know, he's a wally woofter!

by sea_man_35 November 19, 2007

wolly woofter

A wolly woofter is a English slang word for poofter which means gay. Sometimes referred to as a wolly or just a woofter

" Look at that man carrying a pink handbag and a tub of vaseline, hes a right wolly woofter"

by Matt D Young January 5, 2009

Wooly woofter

Opposite of furious

Mr Grant stop being a wooly woofter

by Nick March 6, 2004

Woofter poofter

an extremely gay person

you - “i’m gay!” me - “no you’re a woofter poofter!”

by toxivity November 24, 2021

Wally Woofter

“Oi Gaff, you keen for another beer?”

“Nah, mate. Ready for bed.”

“You’re wally woofter!”

When your mate can’t keep up and has to go home to bed, it means he’s a wally woofter.

by Not a wally woofter March 6, 2020

Wooly woofter

To be afraid or scared to do something

It can also be sung,e.g., wooly woofter, wooly wooly woofter

Tom stop being a woolly woofter

by Huseyin March 3, 2004