hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

woodford county high school for girls

They're all weed addicts and depressed as fuck. Year 7-9 is hella ugly but in year 10-13, you can find the prettiest girls. Asian glow-ups are elite. They seem smart but actually have no fucking clue what they're doing. They wear the ugliest uniform and take the weirdest subjects like Latin.

a: why is that girl crying?
b: oh she's just a woodford county high student
a: what's that ugly stripy uniform
b: it's for woodford county high school for girls

by corneliastreet November 10, 2020

Woodford County High School

A school full of gay asian nerds

Look, there goes someone from Woodford County High School

by Lollypoprover April 7, 2019

Woodford County Highschool

A pretty dodgy ‘all girls’ grammar school. All the students are either nerds, mentally unstable, gay or transgender (many of them are multiple of these. A majority of the people are POC (predominantly Asian) but the white people seem to band together 🤨 . The expectations are high but lots of the kids act stupid and are wannabe chavs. We have barely any GCSE options and the subjects we do have are odd (Latin). One of the only London schools where you will probably fail R.S GCSE. Also our uniform is so manky, it’s actually embarrassing for the school.

Me: I go to Woodford County HighSchool
My trinity friend: Damn

by JTisthere February 4, 2022

Austin "Diesel" Woodford

The sexiest pimp alive whos penis is larger than rob taylors and all the girls luv him and want his weiner. He is the pimp of all pimps

Austin "Diesel" Woodford is the sexiest man alive

by Austin Woodford March 19, 2005

Woodford Folk Festival

The most amazing week long music festival held in Woodford QLD Australia.
Goes from the 27th of Dec to the 1st of Jan.

"I just had the best week"
"Where?"
"Woodford Folk Festival of course"

by Yogi Bear 2012 January 4, 2012

woodsmoor

Woodsmoor is a genius place to come and hang out with your friends. In the colder months, the evenings smell like woodsmoke. The houses are mostly red some are big and some are small. But my oh my are they beautiful... Especially at dusk... But isn't everywhere more pretty at dusk? Woodsmoor is mainly filled with young families, understandable as there are a lot of schools around... But the kids grow up am I right... And when they do there are plenty of places for them to relax, the park, the duck pond. If you can think of some others please add to list. Also there is a fantastic array of shops, including subway, dominos, co op. Unfortunately the people of Woodsmoor would love some more, you know authentic, chic boutique type shops... For me I like my sourdough and gentrified coffee so for any business owners listening, - Woodsmoor is the spot. Overall Woodsmoor doesn't have much but quiet streets and delightful homely houses. But it isn't about the looks with this place anyway. Its about how it feels and it feels like a cosy warm bed.

Hey man come to woodsmoor... We can sit on a field and drink. You could bring your guitar? - Remember that time you played riptide last time. Everyone loved that so much.

by dragonslayerdressedingreen January 4, 2021