Woodchipper

n.

1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.

2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)

Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!

Ashley: Why not?

Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!

by rh83cp October 4, 2010

Woodchipper

The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.

While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.

by The Woodchipper May 7, 2009

Hawiian Woodchipper

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

by Kurwamach June 17, 2010

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

Icelandic Woodchipper

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper

Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.

by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019

Jewish Woodchipper

When she is giving you head and she starts to nibble on your foreskin.

Man 1: woah bro what happen to ya cock?
Man 2: she gave me that nice Jewish Woodchipper bro

by thefortniteburgerguy October 4, 2020

russian woodchipper

When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise

Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.

by PMDelicious July 23, 2009