Wonton Soup

a alternative pronoun to the word "pussy". Hot delicious pussy that give a scent as strong as a wonton meal from a Chinese restaurant.

"Hop up in my car, then I drop my roof, smell like wonton soup, thats just how I do, then I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch, eat that wonton soup, smell like wonton soup...."

-(Legendary) Lil B "Wonton Soup" song

by Keith Styles July 30, 2010

Wonton'd

The new way of saying owned. From the phrase want ownage? which turned into wontown, which led to wonton'd a play on words of the Asian food wonton.

I just wonton'd that noob, I got a no scope headshot on him.

by Triggersoft November 25, 2010

Wonton

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.

Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"

by jay20716 October 13, 2014

Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Wontonly

Late night texting to someone who’s asleep, with the intention that they are read in the morning.

I got drunk and wontonly texted that guy I’ve been seeing, telling him what I wanted to do with him.

by Ct001 November 11, 2018

curry wonton

A person of mixed Chinese and Indian heritage. This phrase was coined by curry wonton, Gerard Lee, who hails from the twin island republic of Trinidad and Tobago.

Anya Ayoung-Chee is a curry wonton.

by curry wonton December 10, 2012

wonton wonder

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks

e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej

by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009