wonky wonk

wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...

that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy February 17, 2010

Squigity wonk

When you say this term out loud your friend named matthew will attack the person nearest to him by crouching low and running into them.

You:"Squigity wonk"
Nearest Matthew: attacks random Granny

by ScantCaribou209 October 5, 2020

Long Live The Wonk Eye

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye

"Hey everybody, I'm Katy Perry. Long live the wonk eye."

by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009

The Wonk

Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.

MAny people live in the wonk.

by AnnaliesePatterson April 22, 2011

Wink Wonk

A way to make almost anything dirty

Max: My mother comes to pick me up in 30 minutes

Deen: Wink Wonk

by purpledeen March 7, 2018

policy wonk

policy wonks are the ones with all the information about a particular subject or area of policy.

chiefs of staff have agendas; policy wonks have information

by kendall November 17, 2004

Wonk

Abbreviated form of wonky. To be misaligned, damaged, or containing multiple inaccuracies. Slang.

Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections!

by Wan Shi Tong January 29, 2020