womp

Pewdiepie misspelling womb after making fun of people misspelling Luigi's bored, pregnenant and master bathe on yahoo answers

Q: "What age do you think is okay to start yelling at a child?"

A: "straight outta the womp baby. show that baby whgos is contorl"

by queltalebano October 18, 2019

womp

1: n. the sound made by a vagina during sexual intercourse. considered derogatory, used almost exclusiely by gay males.

2: n. sound attributed to vaginas by gay males who have had sex with women.

3: n. The onomatopeaic sound attributed to vaginas by gay males. Intended to dramatize the predatory nature of heterosexual intercourse.

Examples:
1: "Vaginas are disgusting. They're all like 'womp, womp, womp womp' and then the girl's like 'unh, unh, yeah, oh' grunting and shit."

2: "Vaginas scare the shit out of me. They're like those big chomping plant in Super Mario Bros. All "womp, womp, womp, womp" and then shooting fireballs at you and shit."

3: "Hell, no I wouldn't stick my twig'n'berries in that gaping maw! Would I feed my John Thomas to a crocodile? Jesus Mary and Joseph, one minute you're all 'hey there sweetie, you know I love you" and then it's 'WOMP, WOMP, WOMP' and your family jewel's been snatched off."

by Archeritos June 18, 2006

womp

The real meaning of "womp" emerged in the mountains of East Tennessee in the 1960's. "Womp" was an imperative meaning "eat shit." It was always accompanied by a gesture: thrusting forward the cupped hand (as if the hand is holding a warm turd).

"Womp," he said to Coach Brixey.

by Joe Kincheloe December 11, 2004

womp

W.O.M.P. acronym for What's On My Pussy. This is a game show where a woman is blind folded and must guess what exactly is on her pussy. Your game host, who is a professional, places a random object or an object chosen by the audience, onto the contesting woman's pussy. The woman gets four chances to guess, and if she guesses the object correctly she goes on to another round and wins the object that has been placed on her lovely pussy. If the woman correctly guess six object that have been placed on her pussy she wins a million dollars and the six items that have been placed on her pussy. The objects can vary in size and form as long as it can be placed on a pussy without injuring the woman contestant. This will become the best game show anyone will ever experience in their entire life!

Host: Okay ma'am i will begin to place the object on her pussy please try to be a calm and not jump the object is cold. Now tell me. Womp!

Contestant: Okay i'm ready for it. Put it on me.

Host: Well ma'am its time to start guessing.

Contestant: Is it.............. an antenna?

Host: That is incorrect but don't worry you still have three more guesses!

by Big Nasty DickinSon September 20, 2010

womp

Womp = meaning u got owned, used in cs by some guy named Martin with a l33t spray. you Got headshotted.

"YOU GOT WOMPPED" "i womp u"

by anonymouskilla December 28, 2005

womp

Can mean ANYTHING, or is just said randomly at any given time.

"Womp!" Said Kitty.
"Womp! Womp-o!" Said Steffi.
"Eat shit and WOOOOOOOOOOOMP!" Says Helen
"We're so womp" said the triplets

by Helen January 24, 2005

womp

The Act of taking somebody's bookbag. taking all the stuff out, than flipping it inside out, sticking the stuff back in , than zipping it up as tight as possible.

After that you may choose to hide said bookbag or stick it in another womped bookbag.

See Permawomp.

*somebody womps jeff's bag*
JEFF: DUDE! Who the F--K womped me!!!
*people who womped jeff cracking up in a corner.*

by big-cay May 15, 2010