shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

shut up woman get on my horse by horselicker666 November 8, 2010

clean up woman 

She's the one who'll take him in when you dump him in the street.

"I really can't feel bad for that trotch, she's knew she was only a clean up woman."

clean up woman by jens March 18, 2004

shut up woman 

Phrase used to dismiss someone, most likely directed at a male to get rid of him from a conversation.

Mason Fagpuppet: Oh my god! Did you like, see the new show on TV?
Johnny Rocketfingers: Shut up woman, the men are talking right now. Go get me a pop.

shut up woman by LeonC June 10, 2003

shut up woman 

Commanding phrase all men should know

Shut up woman!

shut up woman by muslim sam December 8, 2003

Backed up woman 

A girl that is involved with another man, she is taken, off the market, unavailable.

John: Hey dude, check that bird out at the bar in the purple dress
Dan: Yer i know mate she is hot
John: I'll see if she wants a drink
Dan: Nahh mate shes a backed up woman (or just backed up)
John: For fucks sake!

Backed up woman by kanerockgod March 12, 2009

Wake-Up Woman 

A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.

WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.

"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."

"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"

Wake-Up Woman by Suit December 31, 2012

Pumping up the woman 

Having sex with a woman. Enthusiastically pumping away at her vagina. You know when shes full, she starts squeaking out fanny farts.

Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.

Guy#1: What did you get up to last night?
Guy#2: Oh, just spent the night pumping up the woman!

Pumping up the woman by Badmojo January 18, 2009