witchlock

Female witch or male witch or non-binary witch or female warlock or male warlock or non-binary warlock.

Are you a good witchlock or a bad witchlock?

by The Wendolyne August 16, 2022

Alfred Bitchcock

1:a tern of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's

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Girl 1:Whaddup Alfred Bitchcock!

Girl 2:What you talkin bout' willis?

by PLATINUM RyDER February 25, 2011

hitchcocking it

The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.

Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.

by A Page July 31, 2008

bitchcocker

a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.

" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!

by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009

Hitchcock

Hitchcock is a last-name meaning famous, gorgeous, and creative. As in Alfred Hitchcock. Anybody with this last name is an honor to know

Ms. Hitchcock is so creative and amazing!

by thabestt March 26, 2010

dicola bitchcock

that one friend who cant control their bodily functions. they piss and shit themselves relentlessly and always smell like urine. (they have a piss kink)

guy 1: my friend is a total dicola bitchcock

guy 2 : aw man that sucks you should kill yourself

by i_love_vaginas March 8, 2022

hitchcock

The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.

"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."

"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."

"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"

"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."

by Edward Vaginus Cullen November 22, 2009