Trumpian winner

1. A candidate or competitor who wins on a technicality then occupies (or squanders) their tenure in a "braggadocious" attempt to prove that their triumph was a mandate by the people or by God
2. A person who has technically won a contest but is so insecure about themselves and the margin by which they won that they constantly bring up the competition, belittle their competitor, and inflate their own achievement long past the end of the contest
3. The equivalent of a sore loser, and yet they won
4. The loser of a contest who ends up winning on a technicality
5. Anyone who wins an election and models themselves after Donald Trump

That guy's a real Trumpian winner, still bragging about the election from a year ago.

by Windup-Bird February 16, 2017

winkerpack

u/winkerpack refers to an Obese Florida man and Reddit user who gained a cult following from r/wallstreetbets leading to the creation of

r/winkerpack the reddit sub dedicated to making the wrong moves and losing money. The average user is astute in Robinhood options trading, but not much else.

I saw winkerpack with his mobility scooter broken down outside Wendys

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan April 13, 2021

Winter wife

An unwitting "fuck-buddy" (or fbwb). The boy does not want the girl to seek companionship elsewhere, whereas he remains free to enjoy one-night stands. The boy will allow his girl to stay overnight, but not permanently, as this hinders his ability to bring other females home. The qualities that make someone the perfect winter wife may persuade the male to keep stringing them along. Trust is eroded as the length of absence and list of excuses to not move-in together grows longer, and the girl becomes wise to the deceit.

Matt: So you and Debbie getting serious then?
Keith: No! Haha. She's just my winter wife. I doubt we'll be together much longer.

by paulrome February 7, 2013

Winter Wrap Up

Time of the year when ponies, unicorn, and pegasus who live in Ponyville work together and literally get rid of Winter and get ready for Spring. Magic is not allowed during this event since Ponyville was founded by Earth ponies who lack magical powers that unicorns possess. Jobs include: Retrieving the animals who went south for the Winter, waking up the animals who went into hibernation for the Winter, clearing the sky of clouds for the sun to warm the lands of Equestria, and plowing the lands for the crops and making sure they have a fair amount of food for the rest of the year.

Applejack: Nuts Twilight, you used magic in Winter Wrap Up! That's not how we do it around here, Twilight, and especially not on my farm!
Also Ghost Radio's favorite brony song of all time!

by BALLER FRIDAY August 29, 2011

winter psychosis

Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.

Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.

by hatewinter March 19, 2014

winter syndrome

when a males balls hang lower than his dick.

ha ha grant, you got winter syndrome! pin dick!

by anonymous9669 December 7, 2007

The Winter Arc

The winter arc is where any man shifts his priorities aside , puts his head down and focuses on himself only . That winter he decides he's going to turn into a beast capable of doing anything the pinnacle of brilliance. Focusing on becoming the best mentally and physically by going gym and self improving.

person 1: Why does john seem like a new person?
person 2: He went through The Winter Arc

by polishphilosopher October 28, 2023