wildcard

In baseball, when a team is too sucking to win their own division, they might still make it to the playoffs because of wildcard (which is like the biggest faggot invention ever, except for umpires), where the best team that didn't win their division in each league wins. Look if you can't win your own division you might as well not even play in the playoffs. Wildcard teams are pussy teams since they're too pussy to win their division.

Wildcard is the biggest faggot invention ever.

by anonymous August 02, 2004

Wildcard

A person who is generally unpredictable and has no defined role in a group of friends, and their often reckless and wacky behavior can either benefit or hurt the group depending on the situation.

Mac: Guys, why aren't the breaks working?
Charlie: Because I cut the breaks! Wildcard, bitches! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWW!

by ghost of billy mays July 24, 2010

Wildcard

That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.

"Hey, you see Julie over there, she's such a Wildcard"

by Clumzy Hooman October 24, 2019

The Wildcard

In sexual activities, "the wildcard" is slang for a girl's urination hole. That's right. The hole she uses to pee.

The Stink, the Pink and the Wildcard!

by CyanideSara March 28, 2008

Wildcard

The action of taking multiple dicks up the ass at once. Only men can be wildcarded.

"Aww man i just got surprise wildcarded last night"
"My anus drew the wildcard and its bleeding now"

by DaFool Fucked Wildcard's mom January 08, 2010

Wildcard Studio

A group of wanna-be game developers that can't accomplish in 5 years what '80s game developers were accomplishing in less than an hour. The term "Wildcard Studio" is typically used to describe fat idiots who waste peoples' time with extremely glitchy "early access" video games that have been out for 5 years and suck turkey ass.

Bob: Hey, have you tried playing that game by Wildcard Studio?

Me: Fuck no, Bob, they suck turkey ass.

by ArkSucks August 29, 2019

Wildcard

A person who is really gay but doesn't want to admit it.

Tanner Bernard is a Wildcard.

by Jeremy Benthom December 25, 2010