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Fairfax Wiffleball

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A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.
Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?

Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!

Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.
by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009
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When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.
"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."
by Class of '07 April 15, 2007
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inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
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Bagged Waffle

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Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.
Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.
by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021
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