someone who is generally an all around smartass and enjoys making people feel really damn stupid, wiseguys are usually condescending and have a tendency to use the words "pal" or "buddy" when referring to others
Random dude: did you know that papyrus was invented by the Mesopotamians
wiseguy: actually the Egyptians Invented papyrus, but nice try buddy
Random dude: cork it wiseguy
wiseguy: actually the Egyptians Invented papyrus, but nice try buddy
Random dude: cork it wiseguy
by TheGreatestSmartass April 15, 2019
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A backpack, used for theiving and concealing.
A backpack, used for theiving and concealing.
by festivedyl November 7, 2018
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A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.
Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
by Onat-ural September 27, 2022
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by Twisted MEMEZ February 1, 2019
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1b. At approximately age 40, when a man born with with Scot’s Balls / Scott’s Balls has Hormones flowing normal again.
1b. At approximately age 40, when a man born with with Scot’s Balls / Scott’s Balls has Hormones flowing normal again.
1. WiseGuys : His WiseGuy’sare back to having normal blood flow.
2. His WiseGuy’s are still purple so he should become aware of getting Big Sac.
2. His WiseGuy’s are still purple so he should become aware of getting Big Sac.
by Guruji Irv December 4, 2017
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