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wishfart

The wish a person makes, usually the first thing they think of, then blurt out, when they catch a leprechaun. Almost always a terrible idea. Also applicable to other wish granters and devices, like genies, stars, and wishbones.
"I caught a leprechaun and wished I never had to go to the dentist again, so now I have no teeth... what a wishfart."

"I wished I had a million bucks."
"You're rich!"
"No. I have a million male deer. Any idea where I can store them?"
"What a wishfart."
by nighthornet February 1, 2017
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wishful drinking

the mistaken belief that by drinking until your liver turns to crumbly chalk, things will be better.
jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.
by somdeluxe May 9, 2011
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Wahfire

Any beach bonfire in the 831 which is characterized by drunken revelry, 10+ wood palates, and ridiculousness.
A:Ey dude what did you do this weekend?
B:Man I was posted at asilomar total wahfire yaddamean?
by Beach Track Royalty October 30, 2007
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Wishful Cooking

To cook meals that aren't traditionally considered to be seasonally appropriate as a creative way to wish for the coming of another season.

Often considered to be a flagship form of "seasonal superstition."
Son: Why is dad out barbecuing at the peak of our Minnesota winter?

Mother: Oh you know your father, he's just up to more of his wishful cooking.
by Puma Puma April 5, 2008
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wianfciane

the word you say when you cant think of anything else for a comeback
Your stupid!

your stupider!

well you know what?

what?

wianfciane!
by FishstickMafia January 2, 2011
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wishful drinking

Drinking alcohol...as if getting drunk will bring him/her back.
Sitting here throwing 'em back, thinking she'll come back, ain't nothing but wishful drinking! It's the reason she left you in the first place!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 1, 2023
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Waahfest

Lots of people talking, not listening to each other and rehashing old arguments, but settling nothing.
The local council is just another political waahfest, all they do is talk about doing something but never agree on what.
by Tzanti November 9, 2008
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