Post Whoreitus

A condition whereby you can't stop yourself from Post Whoring on web forums. You have an addiction to the buzz of getting replys and growing a thread. You measure your ego & status by your post count. You know this is sad and you'd like to get on with real life but you can't help yourself.

Most of AWOT have Post Whoreitus

by Sean Blake July 24, 2006

Whorities

1. Collection of qualities exclusive to whores and the whore-like.

2. General class of qualities possessed by women like:

Bar Sluts
Bus Station Skanks
Sorority Members (or Sorostitutes)
Actual Whores
Business Whores

Non-Inclusive List of Whorities: Immorality, infidelity, smuttiness, sluttyness, horniness, bisexuality, disrespect for self, empowerment through sex, nymphomania, and extreme variance in sexual partners.

Realist 1: Those sorority girls are ripe with whorities.

Realist 2: Yes, and their mothers would be ashamed of this, except for the fact that whorities are first learned in the home.

Realist 1: True Dat. Their mothers are guilty of the same whorities.

by The AntiGreek June 10, 2006

WhoreBitch

An slut that really acts like a bitch.

You know you are really an stupid fucking whorebitchy slut!!!!

by Tigger-T October 6, 2006

whorebitz

What is now a popular phrase shared playfully amongst teenagers of the modern era has humble beginnings of being coined by mere whim. Having two meanings, the first being a mix of its roots, whore and orbitz, literally meaning superwhore, otherwise known as a skank, and the second being "little bits of whore", thus whorebits, and misspelling the s for a z making it more asthetically pleasing, the word soon became a mix of its two definitions. Taking the superwhore meaning and the little bits of whore, a new meaning was forged. Someone who was a little bit of a superwhore, aka skank, but was just a poser, and not really a full on whore. Teenagers would relate to this definition better as a "wannabe skank."

Anan: God Tom, stop wearing your skirt so short, we all know you won't have sex until you are 40, so you can be the next 40 year old virgin. You whorebitz!

by Ananymoussss August 6, 2007

Scale of Whoritude

0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex

Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"

Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."

Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"

Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."

by kapsta June 23, 2009

Whorbin

Is a little bisexual bitch who likes to steal stuff and is an uncoordinated dumbass who misses goals from 2 to 8 inches away

Whorbin is a bitch

by Ya boi CHILD October 4, 2018

whoritis

Very Contagious disease can be contracted from fat sluts one of three ways
1. Sexual Contact
2. Being Whipped by them
3. Getting within a 5 foot radius for prolonged periods of time.

1. The fat bitch must have gave me whoritis.
2. I can't breathe the whoritis is acting up again.

by youthinkyouknowbutyouhavenoidea May 12, 2004