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Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
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Whoopie Goldberg 

A intensely annoying fart that takes on it's own persona after being emmited from your anus. Also, is the first ever black woman.
I was making love last night and Whoopie Goldberg popped out from under the covers.
Whoopie Goldberg by Biggie April 21, 2003