White Glove Inspection

To use a white glove to probe the anus or fondle the genitalia of a person.

"He's going to get a white glove inspection from the Dean, today," Mark said. "That's what you get for going to an extremely religious school."

by Orkut25678 December 3, 2009

white-glove mechanic

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic

Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

by Kevin Nogilny December 3, 2019

The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.

Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."

by houdinihand September 22, 2007

dirty white glove

When one ejaculates into his hand proceeding to slap his partner in the face with said discharge.

She explained the crusty handprint on her face to be the result of "a dirty white glove."

by thekwizzle July 31, 2011

the white glove treatment

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and then smacks his woman across the face.

dude did you give her the white glove treatment?
hellz yea man, got her good too!!!!

by thewebsiteisdownn November 1, 2010

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.

I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.

by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023

white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

by techiespecial November 30, 2013