wyoming whirlwind

The act of turning around and farting into the face of the person giving you oral pleasure at the time.

Bob: I don't think that girl's ever going to call me again!
Eric: Why not?
Bob: Cuz i gave her the wyoming whirlwind last night. LOL.
Eric: Nice!

by Karen420 November 10, 2008

Whirlwinding

Verb: To whirlwind. The act of becoming physically over familiar with a female when drunk. Often this is with a view to having sex with the intended victim, but is doomed to failure because of the drunkenness of the protagonist

Man... look at him whirlwinding that girl, not a pretty sight!

by Dux81 July 17, 2006

whirlwind tongue

When you take your tongue and lick in the motion of a whirlwind fan fast and slow to cause your partner to cum frantically and become blown away on how fantastic this action feels.

Damn baby, "YOU JUST GOT THE WHIRLWIND TONGUE."

by secretsoftheoc June 19, 2014

Pissant in a whirlwind

So damn irrelevant and insignificant that no one even bothers to even acknowledge the person.

James: “Look at all those women he’s got!”
Bob: “He’s just another pissant in a whirlwind.”

by SQuiet March 12, 2020

fart in a whirlwind

When someone like your boss maybe, runs around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Just look at Scott, what a douschebag, he is running around like a fart in a whirlwind again!!

by BigGameDave April 25, 2006

whirlwind

Getting completley intoxicated with the substance of alcohol, possibly pills, and/or marijuana. There are five catagories of whirlwinds.

Catagory 1- Getting really drunk and making a few good memories.

Catagory 2- Getting REALLY drunk and having a fight, or just laughing the whole night.

Catagory 3- Getting even more drunk and possibly having a one night stand and/or group sex.

Catagory 4- Blacked out drunk, fighting, sexing, and maybe some crying.

Catagory 5- Drinking so much that you barely remember anything. Having sex with your loved one, and then waking up naked on top of your same-sex friend the next morning. A trip to Taco-Bell usually follows after at around 10 a.m.

"Holy shit, last night I got so drunk and had crazy sex. I laughed, I cried, and I woke up nakey. It was a whirlwind."

by Kennn e December 20, 2008

Whirlwinding

Someone who is on a whirlwind trip - visiting a place for a brief amount of time, usually a single day, before leaving for the next destination.

Mark's conference tour had him whirlwinding from Boston, New York City, and Baltimore over 3 days.

by Howrd April 29, 2012