whipped

Being completely controlled by a woman to the point where you will do or say anything that she tells you to. In most cases the guy isn't getting any pussy.

Spanky is so whipped by Courtney it isn't even funny...and he won't even ever get any from her!

by spankys a lesbian bitch January 1, 2005

whipped

The mis-labeling of sincere devotion between a man and a woman as some sort of failure on the part (typically) of the man. This mis-labeling isn't applied by any sort of "lover" grade male; rather, the labler is usually a misogynist frat-boy hedonist incapable of rubbing two higher-level brain cells together longer than the time taken to hit the bong or crush a beer can on his head. Mislabeling based on an inability to comprehend that men and women can have long-term, spiritually fulfilling relationships beyond the more obvious physical calisthetics...and that a man who puts the hapiness and joy of his woman above his own hapiness is the essence of successful relationships, NOT a failure. Obviously, when a woman reciprocates in kind, the result is the pinnacle of human hapiness and spiritual fulfillment.

Frat boy: Me wake up on floor in puddle of own vomit. Me only f*ck drunk ho's at party....hmm...that guy happy with woman, say he LOVE woman...he WHIPPED I bet.

Evolved human: did you hear that? it sounded like a pre-humanoid predecessor, giving off a mating call for antelope..!

by MNO October 11, 2006

whipped

being controlled by your girlfriend or girl.

JT (booties) is totally whipped by E.C.C.

by B'ran November 6, 2009

whipped

When a man is controlled by his girlfriend...almost entirely. To the point of embarresment when his friends tell him that his girlfriend has got him whipped.

Cam is totally whipped but not as bad as Swain.

by Ahh May 1, 2005

whipped

Doing every thing that your girlfriend says and ditching your real friends for her, being a little bitch, answering to the crack of the voice, Ray and Schaub

Ray Freund w/ Fran Schaub w/ Arianna

by Kent Eikey April 28, 2005

whipped

Best example: lexa from the100

Lexa so whipped it ain't even funny anymore xD

by Clexafan August 23, 2016

whipped

Somebody who is wrapped round there spouses finger. Under the thumb etc.

Jim Rose is one whipped muda fucka

by HanaFla February 2, 2009