The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.
by halfpie December 5, 2019
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Being so high that you're feeling like dying and loose colour to your face.
Being so high that you're feeling like dying and loose colour to your face.
"I smoked so much ganja last night that I began feeling the whities, I don't ever want to smoke again."
by ohhhbabyyy January 3, 2010
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A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.
Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
"Nice Tighty Whities, nerd!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"
"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
by Sheikeh June 1, 2007
Get the tighty whities mug.Walter Whities: A synonym for tighty whities, which is in turn a synonym for briefs. “Walter Whites” is a play on the name of the fictitious character "Walter White" (a.k.a. Heisenberg) from the Breaking Bad television series. Walter White is clearly partial to tighty whities as evidenced by the many scenes in which he is without pants.
Guy: I need some new underwear.
Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.
Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.
Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?
Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?
Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.
Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.
Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?
Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?
Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
by m_piet October 9, 2013
Get the Walter Whities mug.White briefs that are supposedly tighter than other briefs and are mainly for "little kids". Many teenagers these days wear boxers or boxer-briefs instead of briefs (or tighty whities) because they think if they wear tighty whities they will be made fun of since they wore it when they were younger and it is supposedly for little kids. Why it's only for little kids and that every guy can't wear them, I'm not sure. However, they do offer more comfort and can hide something that boys don't usually want seen.
One kid in a class of 15 boys wears tighty whities. He goes to school and is seen wearing these. He is laughed at because many people think it's too babyish.
by Danny McCann July 19, 2007
Get the tighty whities mug.Tighty whities is what I wear ( I'm 14 ) they are close fitting underpants that are comfrarable and supportive they are so good for if you pop a boner in gym class
But at lunch everyone pantsd you and then give you a wedgie. They did this last week and I got a boner all the girls in my year saw and one of them pulled my tighty whigties down
Everyone was staring at my boner !!
But at lunch everyone pantsd you and then give you a wedgie. They did this last week and I got a boner all the girls in my year saw and one of them pulled my tighty whigties down
Everyone was staring at my boner !!
I was wearing bright green and orange briefs today someone shouted " hey are you still wearing them tighty whities !"
No I said
"Prove it , sag to prove it
I said no so everyone pulled down my pants and saw my flurocent green and orange briefs they Tied me up behind the school and wedged me over and over again
Eventually I needed to go to the toilet
When I pleaded with them to let me go they the took my undies and I was left naked I then peed myself
No I said
"Prove it , sag to prove it
I said no so everyone pulled down my pants and saw my flurocent green and orange briefs they Tied me up behind the school and wedged me over and over again
Eventually I needed to go to the toilet
When I pleaded with them to let me go they the took my undies and I was left naked I then peed myself
by Alligator 123456789 April 2, 2016
Get the tighty whities mug.What nerds like me wear. boxer-wearers usually bully anyone caught wearing tighty whities a wedgie. They are good for support, and hold in that part of the body, but you are usually picked on for wearing them, i.e. wedgies, swirlies, pantsed, beat up, called names like nerd, loser ect..
by Todd1232 June 24, 2008
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