Carl Wheezer

world class artist, best known for his frog drawing

“hey do you know carl wheezer?”
“hell yeah he’s a great artist”

by juulsdotcom420 May 9, 2020

carl wheezer

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.

"did you see the carl wheezer?"

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Carl Wheezer

Jimmy Neutron's best friend, as well as the world's sexiest mf out there.

Person 1: ayo who's that?
Person 2: ohh that's carl wheezer, the beatles 5th member

by jeekii December 1, 2020

The Wuhan Wheezer

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

Larl Wheezer

A person with no life and barely any luck in the love department. They usually spend a lot of time on their computer and use the website "Pornhub" in their spare time.

"Will you ever help me clean?! Or are you just a Larl Wheezer?" said mom

by DankTazuna July 13, 2020

wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020

Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023