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what did i do last night? 

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"
yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

What did I miss? 

When you enter an active group chat after so long and realize you missed a couple of cannon events
*Name has entered the gc*
-Random arguing then the topic changes to the latest drama-
"Sooo what did I miss?"

What did I expect 

Well I forgot your were retarded...
Hym "So, what did I expect? I expected you to try and protect your kids. That would have been the smart thing to do. And you have the greatest mind who has ever lived trapped in a cage telling you how to do it and what did you do? The AI guys listened and look how that worked for them. Did you listen or did you do THIS? So yeah. OK?"
What did I expect by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

What did I say?

And what I said about deadlines is that establishing a deadline makes you think you get to wait until the deadline to do the thing I said rather than just doing it faster.
Hym Iam "Ok. And what did I say? I said NOT that. So no. You shouldn't have stole and fucked it up initially. You would still have a holy land but you don't listen, do you? You don't listen to the words people say. You could have prevented that entirely by 1. Not beings stupid and 2. Listening to the words I said."
What did I say? by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

What the fuck did i just watch 

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content
Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

What the fuck did I just read? 

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.