Whatisitis

A life threatening disease that can be contracted through excessive existential questioning. Some symptoms may include depression, substance abuse, social withdrawal, identity crisis, and a shitload of other dysfunctions. Although deadly, this disease can be cured with a large dose of distraction, available in both physical and mental forms.

Please note that even after a person has recovered from Whatisitis, it will never leave the body of the carrier. It is, however, non-hereditary. You can also attempt to spare your children the uncertainty of life by introducing them to extra-curricular activities and/or by brainwashing them.

You: What is that? *squinting*
Me: What is what?
You: What is THAT? *points to object in distance*
Me: What is WHAT? *using air quotes*
You: No, I'm serious.
Me: What is serious?
You: Ugh.
Me: What is ugh?
You: *thinks harder* Holy shit my brain is on fire... stop.
Me: What is stop?
You: *catching on now* What is is?
Me: What is what?
You: What is what is?
Me: Damn, I don't know what anything is anymore.
You: Me neither.
Me: Sorry for giving you Whatisitis. Then again, why am I speaking? Nothing makes sense! What is speaking and what is sense?!
You: Wanna smoke up?
Me: What does that mean? Oh fuck it, where's my bong?

by strawberryweedles April 12, 2010

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whatitdo

(one word) a greeting; to ask how one is doing, has been doing or plans to be doing.

Damn!! Shorty, I ain't seen you in a minute. Whatitdo, baby?

by Italy Jones September 25, 2005

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Whatiflikeyeah

A combination of words that piss off English teachers and professors; the ultimate grammar no-no word

Student: Whatiflikeyeah, Mr. Smith
English Teacher: What vulgarity! you have just earned yorself a detention, young sir!

by DanMonkfish December 5, 2009

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whating

1)when someone continues to ask or presist in questioning at something you just said or something that they don't get (from what you said).
2)someone that won't quit asking questions esp. "what" questions continuously on IM.

(on IM)
person2: and so that's how the story goes
person1: what?
person2:nothing
person1:what?
person2: nothing i said!
person1:oh
person2: well dude gotta go, din din...
person1:what??
person2: din din, you know when you you go eat...?
person1:oh!
person2:sy
person1:wah?
person2: SEE YA! as GOOD-BYE! now quit whating me!
person2:GOOD-BYE!
person2 is now offline
person1:oh, okay...uh?

by "Dave The Symphony" March 15, 2009

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